ARIANA STANS IN THE ARMY

soaringsearingphoenix:

soaringsearingphoenix:

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like… i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced… i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty… i have to make sure i get exercise… i’m not qualified for this

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

blessedbobcat:

sixpenceee:

Ferrofluid poured onto a magnet levitating in a magnetic field. (Source)

Forbidden levitating cough drop

jedly beam

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officialfist:

cartoonnetworkhistory:

cartoon network bumper that aired during the 2000 election

I literally couldn’t imagine the drama that would unfold on this website if this ran now.

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bettedavisgf:

it is so interesting to me the “gen z humour” is obviously sooo influenced by tumblr despite most of gen z probably being too young to have spent much time on tumblr at its peak. like it’s known that 2020 twitter is literally 2015 tumblr but like 2020 tiktok is also 2015 tumblr the world is literally just stuck at 2015 tumblr

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rithmeres:

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

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kaijuno:

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Choose your fighter

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dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

socialmediapeasant:

dreamingofbabylon:

scithesuperb:

ativantaliban-deactivated0988:

unclefather:

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(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

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CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

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Grilled cheese!!!!

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

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Tonight we dine like kings

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@imabugandsoareyou

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roselensedlesbian:

braedroll:

chaotic good

babies running with phones is the best thing ive witnessed in my lifetime

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imagine dragons


pkmntrainer-serena:

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someone posted this in a pokemon shitposting group on fb and I am losing my ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

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